I was telling my mom about this kid who was hitting on me because I was playing with a light saber at best buy. He asked if I wanted to fight him and I said “We can’t both be Anakin” because all that was there were Darth Vader light sabers and Anakin Skywalker light sabers. This kid, trying to impress me, says “But this one is Anakin and this one is Darth Vader”. I looked at him with the blankest of stares and said “Darth Vader IS Anakin” and walked away. I really hate when people try to out geek me to try to impress me.

My mom then asked what does it take for someone to actually impress me, so as I started thinking about this, I realized that I am really picky. It’s probably a bad thing that I’m so picky about who I like because I can never get what I want which means I’m never fully happy with people. I guess all I really want is someone who likes eating as much as I do, watch similar tv shows and movies as I do, likes cuddling as much as cuddling with me, be as sarcastic as I am, be wolfpack approved, loves the same bands I do but also has their own bands they love so they can introduce me to new music, and most importantly will be able to handle bitch mode me. Ugh I am asking for way too much. This is such a pointless post.

Okay for real though, all I really want is one night where all I do is cuddle with someone while we watch baseball and then star wars and eat pizza and be cute and have a classy night and drink classy drinks and laugh and build a blanket fort and slow dance (and possibly rage dance either before/after) and put on records with candles lit and eat more pizza and make out and just unf. That’s it.